you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Randomize
