I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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