I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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