I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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