Duck Duck Cougar?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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