I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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