So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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