What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
We need to get me chipped asap
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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