You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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