I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize