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she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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