You work out of a Hotel?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
love makes seman taste better
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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