I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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