I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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