You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
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Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I love you. Go after that dick
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