So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
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I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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