you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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