Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Randomize
