loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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