Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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