I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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