dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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