If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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