i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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