I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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