I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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