how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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