Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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