Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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