Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
