The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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