You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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