Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Houston, we have a squirter
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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