we have officially lost it.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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