there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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