soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
3pm strippers are depressing
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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