Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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