pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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