I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
