Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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