I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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