Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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