I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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