So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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