He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
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Ours, apparently.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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