i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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