Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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