i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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