He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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