Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
