I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize
