I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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